They Call Me Floyd

[Floyd]

Hey everyone, how are you?

As you see, my name is Floyd. I use to own a Hummer, but then I got my license suspended after an arrest for possession of marijuana in a parked car. After that, I sold my Hummer. I'm still a Hummer enthusiast, but I don't know if I'll get a new vehicle when I get my license back in a few more months, because I think it might be a waste since peak oil is about to be reached (if it hasn't already). Maybe, I'll get a motorcycle. Although, since I've already learned to live without driving, I may choose to continue such a lifestyle, so that the sky-rocketing of oil prices doesn't affect me as much as those who depend on oil. I don't know yet.